You know how you watch the awards shows and the people who won and are giving their acceptance speeches always say that they never even dreamed that they’d win?
They may not have planned on winning, they may not have believed that they’d win, they may not have written a speech, I can absolutely believe that but of course they dreamed that they’d win! How do you not dream that you’ll win? How do you not imagine the whole scene? Heck, I’ve imagined that I’ve won and I’ve never been nominated.
Seriously, I’ve rehearsed for my interview with Jay Leno, I know exactly how charming and witty I’ll be with Dave Letterman, and don’t even get me started on my segment with Jon Stewart, legendary. (I really think that I’ll be famous enough that I don’t really have to go through the whole Conan O’Brian, Jimmy Kimmel, Late late late late show embarrassment, don’t you?)
But seriously, who among us has not imagined winning?
This girl has. And can I just say that even if I hadn’t already been a huge fan that post would have won me over. Seriously, who does that? (Everyone.) Who admits it? (Not me.)
And now if you’ll excuse me I have to work on my acceptance speech.