Food Math

Tomatoes increase the deliciousness of a sandwich by a factor of 4.398.

Avocado increases the deliciousness of a sandwich by a factor of 15.763.

Sandwiches with neither tomato nor avocado are not even worth eating.*

*Exceptions can be made in the case of peanut butter.

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8 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Sarah
    Sep 03, 2010 @ 09:56:37

    Don’t forget cheese! Especially with jalapenos on it… šŸ™‚

  2. flip flop mama
    Sep 03, 2010 @ 10:04:30

    Not a big fan of tomatoes, but a meat (or veggie) sandwich is definitely not worth eating without avocado.

  3. bythelbs
    Sep 03, 2010 @ 10:11:59

    Mmm…avocado…

  4. Jill
    Sep 03, 2010 @ 20:12:24

    What about bacon?????

  5. Catherine
    Sep 03, 2010 @ 21:52:04

    I know, but what do you do in the winter when tomatoes are about as flavorful as cardboard? Are pickles an acceptable substitute?

  6. E
    Sep 04, 2010 @ 16:20:44

    avocado AND bacon-now that’s all the sandwich you need right there.

  7. Annette
    Sep 06, 2010 @ 10:39:27

    Agreed.

  8. LisAway
    Sep 13, 2010 @ 23:36:25

    I hate avocados. Sad, I know. I also used to hate tomatoes more than almost anything in the world. Now I agree about them on sandwiches. Only I would say it increases the deliciousness more than 4.398. Can’t wait until I’m done nursing and can eat as many as I like.

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