I don’t twit. Or tweet. Or whatever it is one does on Twitter. And in truth, I’ve never even been to twitter.com. (I tried to go in anticipation of this post, doing my research you know, but the computer I’m on has some serious parental controls and I can’t get there.) But my understanding is that it’s a lot like the status updates on Facebook (and heaven knows, I Facebook) only you’re supposed to update then several times a day (and when people do that on Facebook it’s just annoying).
But I love the status updates on Facebook (do you think I could use the word Facebook a few more times in this post? I’ll try.) I especially love coming up with interesting, obscure, but not too obscure status updates. Unfortunately, I now find myself unable to think in more than 140 characters.
Seriously, I spent all day Monday thinking in status updates. Am I the only one who does this?
Here’s a short list of the updates I thought of but didn’t post because I was building, and who can be on the computer all day anyway?
*Alison Wonderland is well aware of what her underwear says about her.
*Alison Wonderland is delighted with the beautiful weather.
*Alison Wonderland is spending some quality time with her saw, don’t tell the nail gun.
*Alison Wonderland is still singing the theme song to Phineas and Ferb.
*Alison Wonderland wonders if she is the only person in the neighborhood not celebrating the “holiday”.
*Alison Wonderland is less than delighted by the fact that her one year old shares her love of power tools.
*Alison Wonderland is really glad her children are washable.
*Alison Wonderland thinks that maybe she should take the metal saw blade out of the saw for cutting through wood.
*Alison Wonderland needs a new wood cutting blade for her saw.
*Alison Wonderland is cutting wood with the metal cutting blade, screw the recommendations.
*Alison Wonderland wishes her children would stop messing with her tools.
*Alison Wonderland needs a good long screw.
And at that point I thought it’s a darn good thing I don’t tweet.