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	<description>Rantings and ravings about the kids, work, and whatever else strikes my fancy.</description>
	<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 18:58:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Today</title>
		<link>http://alisonwonderland.wordpress.com/2008/08/18/today/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 03:49:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alison Wonderland</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Today one of my children stole my car keys.  This child left the house and went out to the car and unlocked it.  This child put the key in the ignition and turned it.  This child stared the engine of my car as it sat on the street of a fairly steep hill in front of my cousin's house.  This child is two.]]></description>
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		<title>Too Cool For School</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Aug 2008 22:50:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alison Wonderland</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[There's a photo on my parents' fridge of Julie, my quasi sister, and my father at a young women's activity.  Julie is dressed up like Belle from Disney's Beauty and the Beast and my dad is dressed as Crazy Old Maurice, Belle's father.  They're both hamming it up and having a grand ol' time.  I would never have done that.  My little sister who's the same age as Julie would never have done that.  Every time I see that picture I'm so glad that my father finally got a daughter who was not too cool to actually have a good time.  I couldn't do it, everyone else was.

I wrote the other day about how I'm totally ignorant of things that do not directly affect me and about how I'm the stereotypical American but I forgot to metion how much better than everyone else I am.  You see, I'm too good to do what everyone else is doing. Obviously, if the masses find it fun then it's too low brow for the likes of me.]]></description>
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		<title>In Which I Expose My Ignorance</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 23:08:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alison Wonderland</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Green Day has made millions of dollars decrying the ignorance of the American public and I totally agree!  "Don't want to be an American idiot, One nation controlled by the media."  I sing along, I wave my arms, love it!  Look at all these people who have no real idea what's going on.  They watch American Idol and Desperate Housewives and don't even know the difference between a republican and a democrat.  Naturally, I feel somehow exempt from this indictment.  I'm socially conscious, I think things through, I'm educated, that's obvious isn't it?  I do listen to Green Day after all.  *Snort*]]></description>
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		<title>Wacky Search Term Wednesday</title>
		<link>http://alisonwonderland.wordpress.com/2008/08/13/wacky-search-term-wednesday/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 10:15:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alison Wonderland</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Blogging]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[By far the most common search to lead people to my door is for my boyfriend, Jason Statham.  But this week I had some others that were fairly interesting.  Here are some of my favorites:

"i'm mad at alison" Me too.]]></description>
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		<title>Lest You Think I&#8217;m Going All Girly on You</title>
		<link>http://alisonwonderland.wordpress.com/2008/08/11/lest-you-think-im-going-all-girly-on-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 23:26:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alison Wonderland</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Not Crafty]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Photos]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[The Damn Kitchen]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[The Use of Power Tools]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I pulled out my beloved power tools and built this.It's not the most professional thing I've ever put together but it is built entirely out of scraps so I think that counts for something.

What is it? you ask.  It's a cage for the bunny that I'm allowing my mother-in-law to give to my children, against my better judgment.]]></description>
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		<title>Who Says I&#8217;m Not Crafty?</title>
		<link>http://alisonwonderland.wordpress.com/2008/08/09/who-says-im-not-crafty/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Aug 2008 15:07:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alison Wonderland</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, I do, on a pretty regular basis.  And I&#8217;m not.  But I did make This:It&#8217;s not quite straight and I suspect that it will fall apart really soon but as a first attempt I think it&#8217;s ok.  And there&#8217;s plenty more where that came from.  it&#8217;s made out of one day&#8217;s worth of towels [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Think I May Have Made a Mistake</title>
		<link>http://alisonwonderland.wordpress.com/2008/08/07/i-think-i-may-have-made-a-mistake/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Aug 2008 00:24:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alison Wonderland</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Parenting]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[the Princess]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I don't take confession lightly.  Sure,  I can tell you about my psychosis, I can describe to you what I sometimes think about the Cheerios that I leave littering the floor in my wake (Hansel and Grettel have nothing on me) but to expose actual problems, actual mistakes that I may (or may not) have made, that's hard.]]></description>
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		<title>Didja see?</title>
		<link>http://alisonwonderland.wordpress.com/2008/08/07/didja-see/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 23:18:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alison Wonderland</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[I'm too lazy to pick a catagory]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Suburbancorrespondant came by my blog!  She even commented.  Am I some kind of rock star or what?! I feel like blog royalty has visited!  (I'm going to try shameless flattery to get her to come by more often.  And then once I have her I'm going to move on to Madmad.  And then maybe Sue.  It's all part of my evil plan to take over the blogosphere Mwahahahaha!!!)

PS  It's not that you faithful readers aren't fantastic and fantastically popular *cough* it's just that *cough* um, oh hey have you seen this?]]></description>
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		<title>Anthropomorphism</title>
		<link>http://alisonwonderland.wordpress.com/2008/08/07/anthropomorphism/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 12:02:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alison Wonderland</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[I may just be crazy afterall]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I've mentioned this before but I thought for today's post I'd expand on my tendency towards anthropomorphism.  I ascribe feelings, hopes and dreams to everything.

I feel sad for the ants that I sweep off my kitchen floor.  There they were trotting along, looking for food for their colony and then all a sudden this tornado blows through (and it's not like they were engaging in high risk activities like living in a trailer) and they don't know which way is up.  And then when I dump them from the dust pan into the garbage they're suddenly thrust into a pungent (I have two kids in diapers) dark world and let's face it, they're not gonna find their way home.]]></description>
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		<title>Ten Years Ago Today</title>
		<link>http://alisonwonderland.wordpress.com/2008/08/06/ten-years-ago-today/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 06:44:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alison Wonderland</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Marriage]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I woke up in the apartment that Sean and I had been living in for the previous week. (Oh, come on, we got the apartment and bought some stuff and we were both hanging out there all the time anyway, so why not both sleep there.  But don't tell my mom.  If she asks, Sean was living with his aunt and uncle.)  I put my hair in curlers, and put on my makeup.

We hopped into Sean's cute little Honda Civic with his father and headed downtown.  I took the curlers out of my hair in the parking lot before we headed across the street to the temple.  When we checked in I didn't have my dress with me, although I did have my shoes.  That worried the very nice little old lady at the front desk but I wasn't worried, nothing could bother me.]]></description>
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