Alison Wonderland

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I Should Probably Blog About Something April 12, 2009

But what?

Easter?  Almost certainly, but I probably won’t.

The new (to me) and as yet unnamed laptop that I’m writing this on?  I got it free thanks to my brother.  It’s got a few quirks but what around here doesn’t?  And now that topic’s pretty much completely exhausted.

I could tell you some more stories about my neighbors and why it’s imperative that we move… Bah, I don’t think I’m up to it.  These are some good stories, they require s good story teller, and that’s not me tonight.

How about I tell you about how I walked into my kitchen to find the Baby on the floor playing with razor blades?  Well see, I walked in the kitchen and the Baby was sitting on the floor playing with razor blades.  Oh, and an open safety pin.  They were the razor blades that I found in the tub of baby toys in the playroom about a week ago.  (And now you’re all clamoring to bring your kids over for a play date.)  I have no idea where they came from before that.  (Can you believe I was overlooked for mother of the year again this year?)

I could blog about…

Ah, forget it.

 

13 Responses to “I Should Probably Blog About Something”

  1. Kristina Says:

    Well, I’m glad you didn’t blog about any of these things. And I think that most kids should play with razor blades, to toughen them up!

  2. Evitafjord Says:

    Kristina is right. Kids today are too soft. I’m sitting on my baby right now. He got in my chair when I went to put the washer back in balance and well, that’s what you get.

  3. Evitafjord Says:

    I think next I will share a Diet Coke with him, toughen up his insides too.

  4. bythelbs Says:

    Razor blades, shmazor blades.

    I’m going to spend the rest of my day trying to think of a name for your new to you quirky laptop. Is it male or female?

  5. I should comment here…but I’ve got nothing witty/insightful to say today… so you just get this–> :0)

  6. Jen Says:

    Yay for the new laptop! You could name it Twitch – we had a cat named that once. And I’ll totally vote you mother of the year, if you vote me mother of the year. Deal?

  7. Lalie Says:

    The razor blades made me laugh!! I’m sure the baby was just wanting to shave like all the grown-ups, isn’t that what children who can’t talk do? I’m sure that’s what my mom would have thought if she saw me with a handful of razors….right?

  8. madhousewife Says:

    I’m commenting on blogs because I have nothing to blog today.

  9. madhousewife Says:

    Yeah, that was weak.

  10. robyn Says:

    Yayayayay! Alsion got a new (to her) laptop!

  11. robyn Says:

    And I still don’t have the ability to spell check before hitting send.
    Nothing new under the sun.

  12. Allison Says:

    You always make me laugh. Congrats on the new laptop, good luck with your obviously advanced daredevil child. :)

  13. Dollie Says:

    wow!!! at least moving will hopefully solve the friend problem…


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