Alison Wonderland

Rantings and ravings about the kids, work, and whatever else strikes my fancy.

A Funny Story November 29, 2006

Filed under: Parenting, The Whole Famdamily — Alison Wonderland @ 5:52 pm

This story is actually my sister’s but I thought it was cute enough that I wanted to repeat it.

In the presence of her 3-yr-old son my sister happened to mention something about her 5-yr-old daughter peeing her pants.

“Susie* can’t pee her pants mom, she doesn’t have a penis,” her son says.

“Actually sweetie, girls pee too, just like boys, even though they don’t have penises,” she tells him.

In typical 3-yrs-old fashion he tells her that she’s wrong (3-yr-olds know everything after all) “No she can’t, mom. But I can because I have a penis and Billy* (his 7-yr-old brother) can because he has a penis and dad can because he has a big, big, big, big….”

So congratulations to my sister Melanie.

-Al

*Some names have been changed, because I felt like changing them.

 

All I want for Christmas November 21, 2006

Filed under: I'm too lazy to pick a catagory — Alison Wonderland @ 10:31 am

In light of yesterday’s unusually touchy feely post you probably expect this one to include things like world peace and love for everyone. Unfortunately I’m picturing a scene a little more like this:

Little Timmy and Sally come running downstairs Christmas morning

Timmy: Mommy, Mommy what did Santa bring?
Sally: I hope we all get something very nice.
Mom: Well kids, Santa did bring something nice, he brought a new furnace. You know how you haven’t been able to feel your fingers since just before thanksgiving when the old furnace broke? Well, Santa spent all the man hours that would have gone into making you toys to make us all a new furnace. Merry Christmas!
Timmy: and God bless us, every one.

Yes, that’s right, Bessie our good and faithful furnace gave up the ghost the day before yesterday. yesterday we spent in the first stages of grief, specifically, denial but we’ve now moved on to a more advanced stage, bargaining (with the furnace repair guys). Bessie’s death is not really surprising, she was original to the house that was built in 1949 (the average life span of a furnace is 25 years) and she had a good run but we did hope that she’d hold out until spring. Or more specifically, until we got our tax return (all hail the child tax credit) but I guess it just wasn’t to be so instead we get a furnace for Christmas because well, it’s cold in here.

 

Giving Thanks November 20, 2006

Filed under: The Kids, the Pea — Alison Wonderland @ 9:37 am

Just like everyone else this week I thought I’d blog about giving thanks. (Why go against the grain when it’s so much easier to follow the crowd?) At the suggestion of a fellow blogger (who also happens to be my brother) found here, last night I sat down with my family and we made a list of things that we are thankful for. Our list is quite long, with over 100 entries, including things like farts (I have a 4-year-old son) and stuffy noses (so we don’t have to smell the farts). Also to be found are family, a Heavenly Father and Jesus (I guess my kids were listening at church yesterday) music, books, flowers, wind, the spontaneous delight of children, laughter, washing machines, and well the list literally goes on and on.

The thing is, there I was sitting in my living room in a chair that’s broken, looking at another chair that’s broken and my couch on which all three of the seat cushions are split open (did I mention that I have a 4-year-old son?) none of which can I afford to replace, and I got so that I could think of nothing but those things I would be sad to be without. (including, especially, the farter of the farts, destroyer of my living room furniture, and probably bringer of the stuffy noses, the oft mentioned 4-year-old son. See the notations of laughter and the spontaneous delight of children) I have a lot, three smart and active children who have never had to come to my work (at a children’s hospital) except to visit mom, a fantastic husband who stays home with said children on days that I work, a great family with whomI look forward to eating all nine kinds of pie that I like best (more about that later, maybe) and A LOT of other wonderful things.

And we’re not done with the list yet. I hung it up but I plan on adding to it. Over the next few days as I see or recognize something I’m thankful for I plan on making note of it, not just mentally but physically, I’m going to make an actual note. I recommend you do it too.

Cheesy? Sure, but hey who doesn’t like a little cheese once in a while?